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May. 26th, 2008

Oh grad blurbs, you are absolutely killing me.  Three different versions and each worse and sappier than the last and - how the fuck do you sum up the most three incredble years of your life in 400 characters (including spaces, as MH pointed out, the sadistic bastard)?

I am three commas away from writing the whole thing in LOLCATspeak, and it wouldn't be pretty, like, at all.

It would go something like this:

OH HAI, AWSEM THREE YERS RITE?  LOTS OF LOLZ AND MEMZ BTWEN GUD FRENDZ, Y/Y? NYWAY, WISH U AL TEH BEST IN UR FUTER INDEVERS (EXCEP TEH GAIZ WHO TRYD TO RUIN MAI LYFE, U NO HOO U R).  OK, BAI.

BY CXZ, AGE UNDERAGE

Just to reiterate, not pretty.

Although I'm pretty sure Bevin would enjoy it.

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spoggly
May. 27th, 2008 08:34 am (UTC)
LOL AMAZING

Best grad blurb ever.
lilithseraphim
May. 27th, 2008 05:43 pm (UTC)
Thanks, hon :D

Did you have to write one? you know, the memorable entry that everyone in your high school will remember you by?
spoggly
May. 27th, 2008 05:46 pm (UTC)
Haha, no, thank god. We just had our generic pictures taken and that was basically it.
clocktowerkiss
May. 27th, 2008 04:40 pm (UTC)
LOL A++

Also, I'm sitting right behind you. Right now. Oooh, stalker!
lilithseraphim
May. 27th, 2008 05:41 pm (UTC)
SHAME ON YOU. Were you not paying attention to the absolutely riviting and facinating social class?

Honestly, the entire class can be summed up as "Iran enriched uranium, North Korea played the US, and Bush did stupid shit."
clocktowerkiss
May. 27th, 2008 09:11 pm (UTC)
Haha, thanks for summing that up for me. I was grumpy after that class: modern history puts me to sleep and OMG LJ POLITIX give me a headache (see the entry I wrote during that class).
lilithseraphim
May. 27th, 2008 11:24 pm (UTC)
I KNOW. All the peeps in SGA fandom are so gun-ho about it, but so far, I haven't seen much rallying in TW.

jameson is an ass, from what I've read of his journal. I'll definitely be voting for the three who are pro-fandom, of course. But I came out of the political maelstrom of LJ with the urge to join LJ Abuse and have myself get called Nazi thirty times a week.

I think I'm masochistic enough for it. Should I apply when I come of age?
clocktowerkiss
May. 28th, 2008 12:31 am (UTC)
I'm mostly inclined to be all LOLOL INTERWEB POLITIX, except some of the people are really pissing me off. jameth, for example. Dickwad.

You would make teh best Abuse team member evar. You'd be all "bitch please, shut up" and stuff. XD

Oh, speaking of coming of age, Sheila is picking up your zomg!underage alkie-hols tomorrow. You're to pay her back ASAP. Godawful cheap plastic-bottled champagne, y/y? Oh, and my dad or hers will be dropping it off at Lindsay's place.
lilithseraphim
May. 28th, 2008 12:57 am (UTC)
YES I eagerly await my zomg!underage l'alcool. How much should I pay Sheila (our lovely mule)?

Also, you know what everyone else is bringing to our drunk communist orgy?
clocktowerkiss
May. 28th, 2008 01:00 am (UTC)
Sheila will tell you how much on Thursday. Although, if you were to bring her a twenty or something tomorrow, she'd probably be pretty happy. She'll either give you back the change or demand more monies from you, depending.

Michelle and Celine are bringing coolers, Marina is bringing vodka slimes, I'm bringing rum and Coke, and Sheila is bringing some kind of random girly drink. :D:D
lilithseraphim
May. 28th, 2008 01:19 am (UTC)
LOL coolers. XD

Pussies.

*snorflegiggle*
lilithseraphim
May. 28th, 2008 01:00 am (UTC)
You'd be all "bitch please, shut up" and stuff. XD

Also, damn straight. The complaints will be all like "fuck do dis for me naonaonao" and I'd be like "I'm not your bitch, bitch, so stfu" and consequently get kicked off the team XD
transmutaris
May. 28th, 2008 02:40 am (UTC)
LOLOLOLOL
I'M ON UR LIVEJOURNAL, LOLIN' AT UR PROPOSED GRAD BLRB.

It would be interesting to see you drunk. Apparently I am a happy drunk who swears a lot. And I turn pink. I WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
lilithseraphim
May. 28th, 2008 02:46 am (UTC)
Re: LOLOLOLOL
I can see that. I can totally see that. Now I really want to get you drunk and do morally questionable/physically impossible things with you.

I'm there for lulz at the drunk people and snapping pics for blackmail and further lulz with ikui, who's not going (CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?) RWAR D=
ikui
May. 28th, 2008 03:33 am (UTC)
Re: LOLOLOLOL
SCUSE ME PAY 45 DOLLARS FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO DRINK?! I DUN THINK SO.

By the way, I am not sure you can snap pics because I don't think we you guys are allowed to bring cameras because of the whole youtube deal. I think.
lilithseraphim
May. 28th, 2008 04:08 am (UTC)
Re: LOLOLOLOL
OH RITE.

ZOMG I love your icon. It gives me Azumanga Daioh flashbacks that's like <333333333333
transmutaris
May. 28th, 2008 10:53 pm (UTC)
Re: LOLOLOLOL
LOL WUT
I TOOK SO MANY PHOTOS
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