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HOW THE BIO IB EXAM REALLY WENT DOWN:
ikui: Fucking Kreb's cycle.  And photosynthesis, like, what the hell?  God, if there's a question on it...
lilithseraphim: Make it up.  BS it with obscure terms.
ikui: No, maybe we should write them gay porn instead.
lilithseraphim: Wait!  Yes!  And they'll like it too, because it would be way more interesting than the actual answer.
Jon: Or you can hide the real answer in the porn.  It would be educational.
ikui: Yeah, and somehow you can have Ianto talk about photosynthesis amongst the sex.
lilithseraphim: Not that hard to work it in, considering he knows everything.
lilithseraphim: Or, or or or, we can write MPREG.  It would fit.
ikui: I think I read a whole manga about that once...

Now I have a terrible craving for some morally dubious Jack/Ianto school fic.

Also: Kreb/Calvin = OTP y/y?  I bet Calvin would top.

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spoggly
May. 16th, 2008 06:25 am (UTC)
OMG I REMEMBER THE HORROR THAT IS KREB'S CYCLE

~*~sends sympathy for your brain at you~*~