HOW THE BIO IB EXAM REALLY WENT DOWN:
ikui: Fucking Kreb's cycle. And photosynthesis, like, what the hell? God, if there's a question on it...
lilithseraphim: Make it up. BS it with obscure terms.
ikui: No, maybe we should write them gay porn instead.
lilithseraphim: Wait! Yes! And they'll like it too, because it would be way more interesting than the actual answer.
Jon: Or you can hide the real answer in the porn. It would be educational.
ikui: Yeah, and somehow you can have Ianto talk about photosynthesis amongst the sex.
lilithseraphim: Not that hard to work it in, considering he knows everything.
lilithseraphim: Or, or or or, we can write MPREG. It would fit.
ikui: I think I read a whole manga about that once...
Now I have a terrible craving for some morally dubious Jack/Ianto school fic.
Also: Kreb/Calvin = OTP y/y? I bet Calvin would top.